Read another installment of Pinoy Jokes care of your favorite inday jokes.

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Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka… would you please purchase many fishes for our this week’s meals? Continue Reading

Okay, this is another set of pinoy jokes.. Set aside inday for awhile and take time to read below:

Home version of who wants to be a millionaire:
Husband: dear puede ka ba ngayon?
Wife: di puede pagod ako!
Husband: is that final?
Wife: FINAL!!!!
Husband:ok, can i phone a friend?!?
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Alam nyo ba kung ano ang sinabi ni Dr. Jose P. Rizal kay ate Inday? Okay, here it was:

Jose Rizal: Inday, ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay mas masahol pa sa halimaw at malansang isda.

Ate Inday: Thank you for that wonderful words of wisdom, but don’t you know that I already read all your writings? Unfortunately, I was really disappointed as majority of your novels were written in Spanish and Latin. So, therefore you are the ultimate violator of your own aphorism. Continue Reading

“I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should’ve made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn’t platonic. It’s real, true romance.”

- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya.

“The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!”

- Nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong